I will cook 6,800 dollars of groceries...
I will cook 3,400 oz. of beef...
I will dice 1,600 pieces out of an onion many times...
I will feed 800 mouths...
I will poach 400 eggs...
I will put my hand into a 400 degree box 120 times...
I will walk into a 40 degree box 120 times...
I will fine chop garlic cloves of 60 bulbs...
I will fine cook the breasts of 60 chickens...
I will make 30 cups of hollandaise sauce...
I will kill 15 cups of coffee...
I will kill 15 salmon...
I will work 4 days over 14 hours...
I will work 14 parties in 4 days...
So, what are you doing this weekend?
Monday, May 4, 2009
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uhhhh....apparently NOT having a husband around...your life is crazy babe....if you need anything, I'll be HERE cooking 12 meals, answering "mom?" 1,233 times, Washing 6 pairs of jeans, 3 onesies, 3 pairs of pajamas, 2 sets of bed sheets, 5 towels every day, putting 12 plates, 6 bowls, 6 cups, 3 mixing bowls, 4 pans and 36 utinsils in the dish washer per day, changing 6 diapers, and cleaning approximately 12.3 spills per hour......so I'll be available :)
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